The First Drop

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hannahyesss:

[x] If you want to see him go to the fish store.

Oh God, this was on TV years ago and my family still talk about it! He’s a wee penguin who lives in Japan; he was rescued by a Japanese fisherman, and ended up going home to live with the family. They built him a little refrigerator room to live in, and he became the family pet. Then one day he went shopping with them, and got very excited about the fish shop (understandably!) and now he goes off on his own to pick up fish from the fish shop for the family, which he brings back in his little penguin backpack, having nommed his own fish at the fish shop. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.

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officerlollipop:

suckatcod:

Get away from me you little fuck

this is the most precious thing ive ever seen

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punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

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arkhamboundz:

demented-zone:

wicked-transparency:

the white is transparent

On black blogs it’s awesome

This should be good!

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shotzgoboom:

My boyfriend had never seen Avatar, so I finally made him watch the series with me.  It was fun watching it again, and it made me want to do some fanart, so here’s Katara!

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poetmelancholia:

sassytimelordminion:

ilovecharts:

And why does this exist? 

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scraftynoodle:

tabine:

animeasuka:

emergencycocktail:

#WHAT IF THE BULB OPENS UP AND BEES FLY OUT

what are you gonna do? Send the Bulbasaurs? or the Beedrills? Or the Bulbasaurs with Beedrills in their bulb so when they open they shoot Beedrills at you?

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commanderpigg:

spackyhulk:

commanderpigg:

Wait, it’s the 22nd today, right?

that means today’s Ash’s unofficial birthday!

happy 27th baby :’)

He’s had 27 babies? O.o

maybe

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